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What movies have not aged well?

15.06.2025 05:30

What movies have not aged well?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Can one still satisfy the desires of Black women with a more discreet endowment?"?

A View to a Kill

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-All the bad guys are black.

When was the last time you had sex with someone much older than yourself?

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Live and Let Die

Why is Russia always right? All eyes toward Russian glory!

Diamonds Are Forever

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”She is very sexyful!”

Democrat voters, why are you so naive, easy to manipulate, can't see a liar standing right in front of you and why won't you research your party? You will find they have a plan for all W. Nations and it's evil.

-”Ah so!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Is it true that most people in Québec are bilingual in French and English? If so, why do they often identify as monolingual?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Kelley Wolf hospitalized by officers 'against my will' days after revealing divorce - USA Today

Moonraker

Goldfinger

-Bond slapping Tracy.

How do you identify a woman player?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Dr No

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

I’ve a dismissive avoidant partner who said that he’s overwhelmed by our relationship and that he wants to break up, how do I get him back?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-J W Pepper

Why didn't people like the Game of Thrones ending?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How do you deal with a neighbor stealing?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Man with the Golden Gun

If you were president, how would you make America "great again?"

Octopussy

You Only Live Twice

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

How did Farrah Fawcett die?